· · · LAST CALL · LES ONDES · · · ~nothing ventured…

Before you step inside…

This is a late-night space for honest conversation.
To look after everyone in the room — Les included — you need to be 16 or older to continue.

· · · THE DOOR IS OPEN · · ·

Welcome Stranger

Allow me a moment to introduce myself in the third person. Les Ondes is the “late nite” persona of Colin — a year 1 student at the A.C.C. Part of his education and growth is to hold practice sessions, and so he has created Last Call.

THIRTY
MINUTES
one sitting
LATE
NIGHT
no waiting list
NO REAL
NAMES
no clipboard

Just a conversation — about something you haven’t said out loud yet. No wrong answers. One host. One caller. Les Ondes has been where you are. That’s the only qualification that matters here.


· · · WHY IS COLIN DOING THIS? · · ·

“Because some things are easier to say in the late nite. And because you found this page, part of you already knows it’s time to say them. I’m all ears, stranger…”

Les. ~nothing ventured…

· · · THE LOBBY · FOUR RIDDLES · · ·

“Before we meet, traveler —
four riddles await you in the dark.”

[ Existing riddle screens slot in here — no changes to that flow ]

· · · AFTER RIDDLES → FORTUNE COOKIE → GREEN ROOM → HANDLE → · · ·

· · · BEFORE WE GO FURTHER · · ·

Just a quick reminder…

This won’t take long. It matters.
· · · WHAT THIS SPACE IS · · ·

This is a space for honest conversation — not diagnosis, not therapy, not crisis support.

If you are experiencing a mental health emergency, please reach out now:

113suicide prevention
112emergency services
0800-2000Veilig Thuis
ART.
450

In the rare event of a serious risk to life, Les may need to act — Article 450 NL applies. This is the only exception to anonymity.

REC.

Sessions are not recorded. No real names are stored. Your email is used for booking confirmation only — and deleted once your session date has passed.

GDPR

Under GDPR Article 5(1)(e) and the Dutch UAVG, personal data is held only as long as necessary for the purpose it was collected for. Once that purpose is served — it’s gone.

Your call · Your thirty minutes · His full attention

· · · YOU’RE ON THE LIST · · ·

The green room is expecting you…

[ Screening → Booking form → Clipboard → Confirmation — existing flow ]